US - Israel - Iran war

1. Inside sources confirm - weapon testing underway in Iran.

2. Israel gifted an invisible jet to US.

3. Then, US summoned Pakistan for a ‘nice’ lunch.

4. Pakistan didn’t know - there is no such thing as free lunch.

5. Lunch done, bases gone – Pakistan’s Military.

6. Pakistan’s watched gift surprised Iran.

7. US bombed Iran at night and next day applied for Nobel Peace prize.

8. US, Russia, Israel, Iran – top contenders for Nobel Peace prize this year.

9. After US announced ceasefire, Iran sent friendly bombs as a thank-you note.

10. America to Iran - All’s well that ends with a luxury jet gift.

11. Good news, Nobel Peace prize is a luxury jet this time.

12. Disclosure: Inside sources = Airbnb guest’s family.